The Beer Drinker's Wine Review Site

Do you laugh at people who try to explain wine with phrases like “its fruity essence is a sign of its breeding from the hills of Tuscany,” or “my palette was overly stimulated by the hints of oak” and the like? Has your exposure to wine been limited to boxes? Have you ever purchased a carafe of wine at a heavy metal concert due to dwindling funds and higher alcohol content? Then this is the wine review site you’ve been waiting for your entire drinking life. We break down each wine based on alcohol content, price, shiver factor, and how much was consumed before a buzzed state was induced. Between my liquor deadened palette and my wife Karen’s slightly more developed, we hope to bring light to your otherwise darkened world as the unrefined’s guide to wine.